Yerblog 

Yerblog is something you say to someone when you want to piss them off very badly, and make sure they dont make fun of you for atleast a week. this is mostly for the average douchebag. you say this when someone says something that sounds gay:
Person 1: did you see the dick on him?
You: So your gonna put THAT on yerblog huh?

Person 1: I love him!!
You: If you love him so much, put him on yerblog!!!
person 3: LOL
person 1: heres the address: Ijustjizzedinmypants.com/NAMEHERE'sblog
person(s)3-100, and you: W-T-F??
blog

Yerblog by ijustjizzedinmypants April 10, 2009

Yerbloister

Someone who yerbs. He lacks ability to move and express himself.

Hey man, you are a yerbloister

Yerbloister by Doctor Chaims October 25, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016