yeet-a-skeet

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend

Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!

by All.in.brov June 19, 2018

YEET YEET SKEET SKEET

1. Phrase used when you’re avoiding something.

2. Phrases used when your excited
3. Phrase used when your a native Middleburgian.

1. Yeet yeet skeet skeet gotta get outa here!

2. I just got a new shirt Yeet yeet skeet skeet!

3. YEET YEET SKEET SKEET straight outa the BURG mothertrucker!!

by Meg.From.The.Burg February 15, 2019

Yeet and skeet

To have sexual intercourse with someone and leave the next morning.

-"But what do I do if she's a slut?"
-"Yeet and skeet, son"

by gruff-nugget October 20, 2018

Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

by The yeet skeet master November 28, 2018

Yeet the Skeet

The act of masturbation

“Aye man, you were in there for a while, are you good?”
“Yeah bro, I had to yeet the skeet”

by RealItsFreddy February 12, 2019

Yeet and skeet

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

by Big thiccy boi July 8, 2019

Yeet and Skeet

What needs to be done to the 1% when the revolution comes.

Trebuchets will be involved.

Also shotguns.

"Guillotines are so passé. Yeet and Skeet the Rich."

by DeSisi1789 July 14, 2020