yawnukkah 

What? Hannukah is the worst holiday EVER.

Ryan: Hey Yentl what did you get for Yawnukkah?
Yentl: Socks
Ryan: Damn, I guess that's what you get for killing the true lord and savior.

yawnukkah by poopymagoo December 27, 2004

jawnukkah 

The holiday in which you are given one jawn per day for 8 days

Hey Goldstein, wanna go play dreidel at the Jawnukkah.

jawnukkah by Ecart96 October 5, 2010