Yarivuel

The ability to trancend humanity, become godlike, immortal, for the mere price of becoming a ropelike twisted tower of flesh.

Oofus Maximus: My friend bought Yarivuel Thalasin+ TM, now his body is peircing the heavens, breaking space itself! If we don't kill him now, the universe-

by nah idiot July 7, 2022

Ÿ̶̺͈͠a̵̧̅͌r̶̦̊i̵̱̓v ͉̮͑u̶̜̓̅e̵͍͒l̴̇͝ͅ

ה̶̡̘̖͐̈́̆̐̈́̿́̃̎ו̵̘̝̬̳̟̳̪̅̒̇̾̑̆́̈́̓̄̽͐̽י ̨̰̩̙̞̙̰̉͑̃̎̊̊̈̚͜ך̴̢̼̠̹̦̩͇͙̱̙̽̑̽͛̉͊̕͘͝͝͠ ̝̪̦̉̔̚͝ס̴̡̹̪͙̳̰̯͇̣͇͂͑͌͆̽̂̎̔͘ו ̳͛́̑̐́̌̅͘͠ף ̧͈̮̰̪̖̹̝̼̼̈̈̈́̽̈́͗̀̊̏̾̌͘ ̹̣͔̼͉͍̩̬͉́́̄̒̌̐̒̒̅̕ͅמ̵̧̥̞̱͍̺͓̍́̓̍̎́͊̈́̊̀͗̒̕̚י̵̺̬͔̟̠̬̓̕͜ר̶̡̨͔̞͍̗̳̬̜͉̻͚̃̄͝א ̶ַ̢̧̛̹̭̖̪̣̫͉̠̮͉̜̻̟͉̿̓̌̑̄̏̈́̋̍̉̇̏́̇̉ͅג̵̭͈̟̠̣̗͑̆̐ע ̼̝̭͊̌ ͔̝͒̆̅̀͂̃͘ס ̧̯̮̤̟̪͉͖͖͓̔̉͌̋̽̍͝א̴̶ַ̢̛͖̯̩̞̖̖̯͇͈̤̫̫͚̱̺̎̉̈́̽̈́̅̍̀́̓͂̾̕͘͝נ ͉̹̩̮͔̰̥̦́̈́̅̅̿̓̓͗̏̕ד̵̱̭̇̈́́̊̓͝י ̱̮̘̀͌̔͆̂͆̉̾ ̧̲̝̰̥̈́͌̉̍͊̔̎̕͠ש̶̪͎̞̠̐́̀͆̔͑͘̚̚͠י̵̮̘̠̣̥͉̖̞͔͇̔͗̽̈̈́̈́͌͂͌ס̶̨̜̜̝̞̗̙̰̈́ל̴̢̳̞̱̺́̌͗͐̑̅̕͠ ̶̧̨̝̮̲̏̃͐͒̉͌̈̈͐ͅע ̢̩͔̙̝̈̏͆͆͐͛̑͒͊͋̐̕͝ͅל̴̛͚̣͎̥͓̖̞̥͋̊̅̄̉͋̐̒͆̔̚̚̕פ̵̨͓̭̼̠̗̿͝͝ע ̺̭͉͉̳͕͈̗͒͊̋͑̌͐̌̅͜͝͠ר̶̢̥̘̟̯͉́̏̂̓̃̓̅̄̌͝͝א̴̶ָ͎͔̗̭͕͉̥̮̹̠̟͛̋͂̒̔̈́̉̆͗͐̀̀́̔̄̌̀̀̕̚͝͠ ̴̩͈̬̹̥͇̯̠̺̜̱͙̜̃͂̌̇̂̀̿͑͒̑̇̀מ ̻̮̖̗̜͕̠͎̱͑͗א̵ַ̲̘̼̤̺̠͎͕̂̈́̍́̃̎̇̓͗̅͌̂͌͗ ̺̯͎̬̬͔̓̈̑́̈́̔̾̃̐͘י̵̡͖̝̥̯͕͎̠̟̝͉͖̀̇́̈́

Ÿ̶̺͈͠a̵̧̅͌r̶̦̊i̵̱̓v ͉̮͑u̶̜̓̅e̵͍͒l̴̇͝ͅ, מ ̯̂י ̙̀ר̴̧̿ ̗̇ה ͖̓א ָ̤̀ ̳̍ב ̬̀ן̴̤͐ ̵̘̑נ̶̻͂י̵̛͉ש̵̤̍ט ̳̚ ̴̦̆ק̵̺͋י̶͖́י ̗̚ן ̪͑ ̹́צ ̲̐י̵͙̓י ̬͊ט̵̢̃,̶̨̔ ̴͉̓ל̶̱͛א ָ̱͗ ̤̆מ̴̘̓י ̝̆ר ̲̊ ̵̥́א̶͈̌י̵̯͝צ̴͉͝ט ̪̆ ̜̎ג̵̢̆י̵̼̉י̴̧́ן̶̬̉ ̴̜͝א̵̴ַ̡͍̄͛ה̴̨͠י̵̥̋י ̤̈́ם̴͎̿

by וואַטע הויזן April 16, 2022