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Yoyeet is a form of yeeting, it entails yeeting a yogurt that has not yet been consumed in the direction of another persons face or crotchal region. This is to humiliate the other person and make it look like they have been ejaculated on and/or have ejaculated themselves.
Damn bro, did you see when ma boi chad pulled a YOYEET on Emily's crotch last weekend at surfer training? It was hella humiliating!
YOYEET by YouGottaYoyeetZeMeat July 18, 2018
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A mix of Yolo, and yeet. The excitement of saying “fuck it, let’s do this”

Origin: Born on Mixer Channel EnolaCat
Sam: yo, you sure we should do this?

Enola: yeah come on Yoleet! *does thing that probably shouldn’t be done, but you only live once, and yeets*
Yoleet by SammieChaos April 5, 2019
yayeet is what you shout when you want to tell
people, your about to make a epic move or shot
so im gonna bounce off this jump pad do a 360 head shot = YaYeet
yayeet by Persona uk September 9, 2018

yayeetyoteyootyeetedyotedyootedyeetenyotenyooten 

This is used when you want to use "yeet" in a sentence, but you are in the presence of extreme grammar sticklers and don't know what tense of "yeet" to use. There's no way you can go wrong with yayeetyoteyootyeetedyotedyootedyeetenyotenyooten. Can also be used in the past tense as yayeetyoteyootyeetenyotenyootenyeetedyotedyooted, as well as the present participle as yayeetyoteyootyeetedyotedyootedyeetenyotenyootening.
Fren 1, who is a grammar stickler: "Hey, I have this sassy, lost child, and I don't want it."
Fren 2: "Well, you know what that means. Yayeetyoteyootyeetedyotedyootedyeetenyotenyooten the child!"
*after they yayeetyoteyootyeetenyotenyootenyeetedyotedyooted the child*
Fren 1: "I sure am glad we yayeetyoteyootyeetenyotenyootenyeetedyotedyooted that sassy, lost child!
The action of exclamation. A modern day form of, "yahoo," "wee," or "Truly, this is a great hilarity." Used within the normie meme community and all the way through to the dankest end of that spectrum, being a vocabulary used for most memers.
"Dude, I finally got laid."
"Yayeet, no way."

"I can't wait to get home to chug this poisoned bottle of liquor, yayeet!"

"I hate myself."
"Yayeet, me, too."
yayeet by medoogan May 11, 2018
Super cool mom, up for any adventure, loyal to the end, awesome friend
With Yogeeta as your friend, you'll never want for loyalty.
yogeeta by BayliesBro September 17, 2017

yayeet that skeet 

implies to yayeet your skeet and n o it doesn’t mean blow your skeet it means just throw your shit at some nine year old friccers man 😤😤😤
it’s yeet or be yeeted in this world son, you better yayeet that skeet
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