YOBOAM

Structured Acronym for: "You only bleed once a month"

Used commonly by girls on their menstrual cycle; see also rag monthly pertaining to excuse their profound behavioural actions during said cycle duration.

I'd usually keep my cool when dealing with that arsehole Brother-in-Law of mine, but My gash is ragged heavier than a mummy this week - YOBOAM!

YOBOAM by 4NF3RN1 March 15, 2014

Yobama

A powerful hypnotic mystical being capable of great things.

Praise Yobama!

Yobama by WhoWantsCoffee? December 22, 2018

Yobama

the mix of former President Barack Obama and Yoda from Star Wars.

Yobama, my lord and savior... poured his milk before the cereal, and now we shall never speak of him again.

Yobama by MR.STARKIDON'TFEELSOGOOD December 27, 2018

Yobama

Yobama the god of all gods. The sexiest creature to ever walk the earth. Your friends will tell you he isn't real but have faith! Have faith in the almighty Yobama for he has saved us all YOBAMA IS REALLL!......what the fuck am I doing with my life at this point.

Yobama.... no idea just use it whenever say some stupid shit act like a total nutcase and boom it's beautiful

Yobama by Dish_Soap December 23, 2018

Yobama

Yoda + Barack Obama = yobama

Yobama was brutally raped

Yobama by Crabby g December 9, 2018

yobamakeamos 

1) When the physical and spiritual entities of Barack Obama, Yoda, Keanu Reeves, and Thanos take hands in extreme bondage.

Me: “woah, Billy, what’s that!”
Billy: “you don’t know... that a YOBAMAKEAMOS!”

yobamakeamos by Dingobaby64 February 10, 2020

YObamacare 

The government-funded healthcare initiative instituted by President Barack Obama, specifically targeted towards low-income black families.

I ain't worried about gettin' fat; I got me YObamacare, and dey gonna get me da Ozempic.

YObamacare by DaHolmes October 7, 2023