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Xianjian 

An indescribable person.

So here goes......
Always someone that you’ll find joy talking to. She’s the type of person who can talk to you just about anything- or nothing at all. She is willing to listen hours on end to people who just need someone to talk to. A complete bookworm. She’s the type of person that will give you a smirk each time her name pops up on your phone. If you ever If you If you meet her- NEVER LET HER GO, for you will regret it for the rest of your life. Always treat her as if she means the world to you, because she will. She is the most perfect person that you will ever meet.

Just a tiny list of her personalities:
Beautiful

Smart
Funny
Intuitive

Clever
Crazy
Mischievous
Full of integrity

Honest
True to herself and other around her

Full of humility and compassion.
Consider yourself lucky in life if she said one word to you your entire life.
person 1: I heard you got to talk to Xianjian, I wish I were you :)
Person 2: ☺️☺️☺️
Xianjian by Some pathetic idiot October 26, 2019
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xinjiang 

A new frontier, where anything is possible....Through the means of volunteer workers and happy camps. Ever looked at that broken ass doohickey you got and thought "aww shit, made in China". Have you ever thought where in China it came from. Well, let me tell you, China has over 5000 YEARS HISTORY (lol more like 72 years, heck Taiwan existed before then).

Xinjiang is all the buzz the past 10 years, more so the recent few. The west (and anyone that no longer makes money from China) have been slamming(media buzz word) China for the use of holocaust era concentration camps and committing genocide. The foreign mouthpieces for China have said that anyone is welcome to Xinjiang and see the lack of said camps. However, when journalists applied for visas and travel to the area, they have be outright denied. So west, your move. Cant prove something is happening if you cant go.
SJW: "omg im like, soo going to my congressman about the xinjiang camps"
armchair expert: "here, give them these pictures(the same pic when you google uyghur concentration camps literally plastered everywhere)
congressman: "whats this, another shin g-yang letter for the shredder. love me some tax dollars"
xinjiang uyghur: "wtf mate"
prison guard 1: "快点!你今天想吃饭吗”
prison guard 2: "操!我插你的屁股!“
xinjiang by heijingcha May 19, 2021
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Xinjiang Uyghur

A territory starting with 'X'.
Charles: Know any territories starting with 'X'?
Nicholas: Yes, actually.
Charles: Like what?
Nicholas: Well, I know Xinjiang Uyghur, but that's it.
Charles: What.
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