Woodstock 3 

An event that hasn't happened yet but is being planed by the neohippie movement. And many neohippies look farward to it. It is hoped to be bigger than wookstock 1 That was put on by the 1960's hippie generation. Woodstock 2 was really lame and was put on by the same hippie generation trying to recapture there youth.

John wants to see woodstock 3.

Woodstock 3 by Deep blue 2012 March 26, 2010

Woodstock Dick 

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.

Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick

Woodstock Dick by moman86 September 30, 2016

woodstock skank 

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided

This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.

woodstock skank by Napoleonic_maxim November 6, 2011

Woodstock 

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

Woodstock by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Woodstock High School 

A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.

Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"

Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"

Woodstock High School by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010

Woodstock, Illinois 

Woodstock Illinois is a small town located in the far northwest of Chicago. It’s hightlight is their town square where Grounghog Day was filmed in the 90s. The town is a Mecca for illegal immigrants, wannabe gangsters, hippies, homeless, and drug abusers. The older residents, who’ve never left town, wonder how this quaint little town has gone to shit over the years. On weekends, the “downtown” bar whores run aloof; they’re diseased so beware of them. There are multiple Mexican restaurants.. hardly anything else. If you’re looking for a good taco, some cocaine, or an easy chick to take home just hop on the Metra train from Olgilvie Station and have them drop you off at the second to last stop from the end of the line.

Where are you from?

I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)

Woodstock, Illinois by Planejain May 28, 2018

Its Woodstock 

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"

ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*

Its Woodstock by JAB Team February 23, 2011