Windex Dick 

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

Windex Dick by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

Dick winded 

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

Dick winded by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

Dick winded 

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

Dick winded by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Windexdicide 

V. A willful or accidental death caused by crashing head first into a, perfectly, clean window.

Pigeon #1 ”I had no idea that Bob was so depressed.”

Pigeon #2 ”(crying) Yeah, I lost my son to Windexdicide last weekend.”

Windexdicide by BasementComedian March 12, 2013