wind baby

When the wind blows underneath a loose shirt and creates a bulge that looks like a pregnant stomach.

Oh look, you have a wind baby!

by cjb999 October 22, 2015

Wind baby

A fart that resembles the sound of a crying baby

I just wind babied and it smelled like garbage.

The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.

by River Stone March 3, 2022