Wilmament 

A short, snarky statement meant to be taken as a compliment

Wilmament: She thinks x will chop her up into little bits and fry her up in a cast iron skillet. You always gotta watch the quiet ones...
X: ?
Wilmament: Totally a compliment.

Wilmament by cbLockwood February 22, 2014

Willamette University 

A small, private liberal arts university in Salem, OR containing a delicate blend of higher education and THC. No other school will leave you feeling so intellectually stimulated, yet so goddamn stoned.

Blunts up, Bearcats. You're at Willamette University.

Willamette University by bearkitten January 16, 2011

Willamette High School 

A high school in Eugene, Oregon. Student body of 1,500. mascot: wolverines

Hey jim, Want to go watch Willamette High School take on South Eugene? Sure I hope Wil-Hi wins I hate rich kids.

Willamette High School by wil-hi April 5, 2009

Willamette University 

The perfect school for kids looking to make friends, hang out and party. Even though it's a small school, no one gossips or talks shit; Willamette kids are just out enjoy life and get stoned in the botans. Beautiful campus too, with the sun shining almost 365 days a year where hot girls in bikinis can be seen lounging by the milll stream drinking mojitos and martinis. Willamette is also known for having some of the craziest parties, which is why it's currently battling University of Colorado and Arizona State for Playboy's List of Top Party Schools for 2012. Almost everyone gets super shitty and no one judges each other for it. And the kids who don't drink usually stand awkwardly in the corner watching kids do body shots and take lines. Hardest partying goes on before and during finals week, when bearcats are looking to relax and de-stress before taking finals. The laid back attitude of this campus attracts some of the coolest and attractive people from around the country, with a 2-to-1 girl to guy ratio. You won't be disappointed at Willamette

University of Oregon student: yo dude we should hit up Willamette University this weekend, it's finals week and I heard they're having some sick ragers
Oregon State student: hell yea! those kids know how to go hard, and the chicks there are mad hot

Willamette University by barecattt August 3, 2011

willamette university 

A place that sucks your soul out everyone here is addicted to something. This place is awful the mental health sucks everyone wants to die! People make you feel like a straight-up idiot the homework load is insane! Everything is broken on this campus meaning no running water, broken curtains, chairs, you get food poisoning in the dining hall. The party scene is ass and not to mention all the assault that happens here. DO NOT COME HERE

They waste all the funding on are crappy football team and load on homework until your crying in your dorm at 4 am anyone can get into this school because honestly, we are all brain dead and they will accept anyone at this point but do not take the offer no matter what you do. You will regret your choice.

Have you heard of willamette university?

Oh you mean the soul sucker?

willamette university by what a do August 30, 2019

Willamette river 

Willamette River (pronounced Moe-LAM-meh )
The Californians (pronounced will-AH-mit-ee ) is located in state of Oregon...

diary creek dumps into tul-la-tan valley creek. and tul-la-tan valley creek dumps into Willamette River. And Willamette River dumps into columbia river.
My point is there are lot of creeks that dump into Willamette River, and a lot of drug using people in hills above Mountaindale piss in the creeks. If your are in Portland Oregon don't drink the water....

Willamette river by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

Willamette Colorado 

The Town where Capcoms Deadrising takes place. Population 53'594 Characteristics JACK SHIT!

Guy 1: Name a really boring city
Guy 2: Willamette Colorado Population 53'594

Willamette Colorado by Canadianthrashmetalfan July 6, 2024