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The funniest friend, the most amazingest boyfriend, and someone who takes everything you say and turns it into something sexual, he makes you laugh to you cry and gives the BESTEST hugs you could ever ask for. ---- Wigney is the best guy any girl could ask for! and dont forget he loves ice coffee
omg he is such a Wigney!
Wigney by turnipfish August 24, 2011
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winey ass bitch 

any person that sulks or cry over EVERY THING that doesnt go there way as to think that it will help them get their own way or what they want.
MY SON IS A WINEY ASS BITCH!
winey ass bitch by mr. daddy to you! February 19, 2012
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A white male who enjoys popular rap music, but holds to his roots as a redneck. This subgroup has been growing rapidly as rap music has become more popular in America.

Most wignecks don't enjoy shaving or wearing shirts, but love to have pictures taken of themselves holding their neice and a bud light (the wigneck beer of choice). They normally have very close family ties and will constantly share stories about their uncle or cousin (who is really crazy and the funniest guy you'll ever meet).

Many wignecks enjoy playing pool while wearing some form of clothing adorned with the confederate flag while discussing Nelly or Ja Rule.

*Note that most wignecks only listen to top 40 rappers and as a rule know nothing about hip-hop. (although they most likely have a ball point prison tattoo of the Wu-Tang emblem; provided, of course, by their talented cousin who likes drawing trucks with big tires.)
Last night I wound up at some redneck karaoke bar and watched a wigneck drink four Mike's Hard Lemonades while wearing a Tu Pac tshirt and arguing with his uncle, Barry, that Jeff Gordon is, "Uber sweet and totally better than Davey Allison."
wigneck by rob explosions October 16, 2006
an insult or an obnoxious person who dates dicks ,sucks cox ,smokes dope ,15% black and wants to fuck dogs!!!
Wow that girl is such a wizney!

Dont be a wizney now.
Wizney by 3d stick and sparkle March 3, 2010
1. A person, place or thing so incredibly heroic that every time they are in sight of someone, said person develops an overwhelming belief in God.

2. Jesus himself.
Look, its Winney! So there is a God.
Winney by bershawn April 20, 2011
A large town and one of the most ghettoest in Oxfordshire, now overridden with chavs and violent teenagers. Witney has its many council estates each with its own gang e.g. Burwell and Smiths. Common sights include under-age drinking and abusive insults to the general public. Residents of Witney, are called witneyites and refer to their town as "Shitney"
Pete: "See that guy over there?"
Mike: "Yeah"
Pete: "He's from that shit-hole Witney"
Mike: "Eeewwwww"
Witney by Pete Johny March 7, 2011
is certainly a town in Oxfordshire, Uk
once a beautiful market town, now a chav ridden hovel that has out grown itself
hey, lets get out of shitney today, i mean, witney
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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