Wiggle Swig

n. The small sip you take from a water bottle to ensure that you have enough room to shake the bottle, adequately dissolving your propel, crystal light, or other flavor additive.

Concerned Friend: "Dude, your propel's flavor consistency will be awful unless you take a wiggle swig first. I'm telling you--you won't be able to shake it if you don't."

Wiggle Swig by The Satire Guy August 27, 2009

swiggle wiggle jingle 

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils

Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle

swiggle wiggle jingle by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018

Swiggle wiggle

It’s when you go to the beach and see some one acting like an inch worm in the sand. Mostly people who think they are cool but they really are not

Omg look at the person doing the swiggle wiggle that’s so 1635
*tommy over here…*

Swiggle wiggle by anonymous April 6, 2026

Wiggle~Wiggle 

When a cute girl sways her hips back and forth while walking to gain attention from someone she is highly attracted too.

CG-How are you going to get his attention?

VP-I'm going to use the Wiggle~Wiggle girl !

Wiggle~Wiggle by Riccoisahottie February 10, 2010

Wigglesmiggler 

A penis that is so pathetic, yet somehow does the job anyway.

"He's only got a little wigglesmiggler but he's father to 7 healthy children"

"When we got back to his and he pulled out his wigglesmiggler it was so awkward but he had me climaxing like an eastern European midget full of Mandingo blacksnake"

Wigglesmiggler by Jock Waffle September 4, 2017