Widespread Panic

Southern-rock jam band. See em live for a good time.

Good Evenin' Ladies and Gents!!

Widespread Panic by pinklady May 13, 2005

widespread panic

heaven; funkin' wagnall; blast off 2004; tatered; beanland; dance station central; best time of your life...

Widespread Panic are the best good time party subculture band in my opinion.

I'm a spreadhead

widespread panic by Alecs Cook August 31, 2003

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

Widespread Panic by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

wide spread panic 

knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.

wide spread panic by Anonymous August 27, 2003

wide-spread panic 

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

wide-spread panic by QuacksO May 11, 2022