Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.
-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?

-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.
by ProfessorBartholomewButt July 2, 2022
Get the Why oh why’s mug.
The term used by overly dramatic people when something thing doesn't quite go their way.
Normal person: Sorry, but you didn't get the part.
Overly dramatic person: Why oh why? Life is cruel! I HATE YOU!!!!
by crazy.wild.free February 26, 2012
Get the Why oh why? mug.