torah whorah 

Pronounced: tore-ah whore-ah

A term for anyone who wishes that he/she were Jewish. A hanger-on at predominantly Jewish functions, like the Matzoh Ball events around the holidays; a gentile on J-Date.

Another term for Jewwish.

Dave came up with this, not me.

Dude, I was at the Matzoh Ball and a group of Asians came in.
Really? Were they Jewish?
Nah....they were Torah Whorahs.

torah whorah by amyshort August 21, 2006

whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options

He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.

whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

Whorthodox 

someone who identifies themselves as very religious and yet still partakes in whore like activities.

-yo, did you hear that Leah hooked up with three guys last night.
-really, i thought she was jewish.
-she is, she's such a whorthodox.

Whorthodox by DFLOW522 February 14, 2010

Whoratio

The ratio of girls that will put-out on a particular night versus the ones that won't. An whoratio over 1 means that you have a decent chance of scoring. Always used in conjunction with the words "feratio" and "sensatio"

This party rocks, the feratio is awesome and the sensatio is through the roof! It would appear that the whoratio is up there as well.

Translation "there are shitloads of chicks at this party, a damn lot of them are hot and I be layin some pipe by midnight"

Whoratio by J-Lo July 17, 2003

Whoracle 

In Flames' November 18, 1997 concept album describing the future of Earth. It combines pulsing, rhythmic guitar with meandering melodic passages. This is overlaid by a heavy vocal track.

I just picked up Whoracle from the music store, and tracks 1-11 are amazing!

Whoracle by Paint it Black January 8, 2009

La Whora 

La Whora, located north of San Diego where all pretentious, botched entitled women live who try to dress younger but fail miserably. A place where your skin costs more than your car.

Those sleazy La Whorans are out again. Flamingo pink Nikes + blue Lulu's... They only go out if there's 0% chance of rain.

La Whora by JJGray March 12, 2022

Whoragami 

A very flexible prostitute. They do not necessarily have to be of Asian descent.

I put her legs behind her head and made some whoragami

Whoragami by mistahtom August 24, 2005