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Whitla is a term used when describing someone so unique that a common compliment could never suffice.
The term Whitla derives from Ancient Greek mythology, and the is refered to as the God of Gods gifts to earth.
To be compared to Whitla is to be given the highest possible compliment.
Steve* hey is that god over there ?

Dirk* no, that's adam, he's a Whitla
Whitla by FishNchippy July 29, 2016
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A man who pee's sitting down.
See that guy over there..he is a whitla in the bathroom.
whitla by Haganeder November 20, 2017

whiteafghan 

The greatest rapper, vlogger, director, editor, and comedian from Ottawa. His talents are absolutely unparalleled by the masses. He’s truly a testament to God’s taste in fine arts, as he has created a specimen second to none. A lot of people freak out when they first meet him, as well as the second time, and maybe even the third time, but he’s always humble and willing to take a photo despite his God-Like presence. He will never die, because as the age old saying goes, “Legends never die.”
Gabbathy: “OMG IS THAT FUCKING WHITEAFGHAN?!”
Kayleigh: “LETS ASK FOR HIS COCK :0”
whiteafghan by WHITEAFGHAN November 19, 2019
A match that has been soaked in an accelerant such as gasoline or kerosine and the dried, that immidiately ignites the entire matchstick when the matchhead is striken. Can be used as a cool bar trick to make fire balls in you hand if you perfect it.
hey lets go make some whitlow's and get free drinks at the bar.
whitlow by JA$ONM August 4, 2007

Whiteaboutery

When a white person comments on the Black Lives Matter movement by asking what about other victims of prejudice such as sexism and homophobia
Did you see those tweets by Julia Hartley-Brewer? In response to the Premier league supporting Black Lives Matter, she asks what about Gay rights and female equality. Classic Whiteaboutery
Whiteaboutery by Ticket Ben June 18, 2020

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash 

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.
“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

Whitland 

Rural Welsh town situated on the border between Carmarthenshire and Pembrokeshire. Once a picturesque bustling town with a huge Dairycrest creamery, a good selection of pubs and a quality railway station where you could wait for a train without fearing for your life. At one time, a similar town to what Narberth and St.Clears are presently. Now resembles the urban area in the opening scenes of Terminator Two: Judgement Day.
James Cameron: I need a location that can best depict LA, post-the Nuclear Holocaust.

Location Scout: There's a place in West Wales - Whitland. It looks like its been hit with a fucking A-bomb...

JC: Let's roll!
Whitland by Thisbloke August 22, 2011
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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