White Castle shit 

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off

Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."

White Castle shit by old man withers November 11, 2006

the white castle syndrome 

When you’re drunk or High (or both) and you go to White Castle at 2-4 in the morning that is when white castle taste the best and can cure any ailments related to alcohol or drugs.

“ hey let go to white castle after bar hopping, get the white castle syndrome going”

the white castle syndrome by mini_baby_butterflies June 8, 2024

soggy white castle

1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.

"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."

"Oh yeah, did your bitch get it for you?"

"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"

soggy white castle by mcdinger May 17, 2014

soggy white castle

1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.

"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."

"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"

"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"

soggy white castle by mcdinger May 17, 2014

White Castles

This is the proper way to refer to the place where all your tiny square shaped burgers are made. Those in the St. Louis area (but also some parts of Detroit) refer to the beloved fast food chain with a plural ending (even though the company name is singular). Thoughts are that the term originated in areas like North County where the restuarants are so prevalent that you can say I'm going to 'White Castles' and literally mean multiple stores because there are ones on every corner. Some refute the plural endings, but those belly bomber lovers out there know the truth.

I'm finna drive till I find a White Castles and get two double cheese and a coke and orange mix.

White Castles by Carmelized Onions July 6, 2011