A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.
Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.
by Dick Onchin February 8, 2022
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