Wet Lad 

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

Wet Lad by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

Lady Wet Dream 

When a woman is dreaming of a man in her sleep or thinking of him in bed and is very turned on. She becomes so turned on that she has an orgasm, this may or may not wake her up from her slumber but she is aware of the sensation. And most importantly a lwd results from thought not touch.

Anna's boyfriend went on a business trip so she has lady wet dreams about him every night.

Claire's date not putting out resulted in her having numerous lady wet dreams last night.

Lady Wet Dream by RedPinkWhite November 24, 2010