Wet Knee 

When you're dirty dancing with a chick who's on her cycle and she gets menstrual blood on or around the knee area of your pants

man 1: Did you see frank? His pants are soaked in blood.

man 2: What, did he gat stabbed?!

Man 1: No, Jenna was just bumping and grinding on him and she didn't have a tampon

Man 2: Ooooh, he got wet knee'd. Why didn't you just say that?

Wet Knee by deepinyomama69 August 19, 2008

wet knee houston 

When a girl sitting on the toilet and is peeing and her partner is pissing in between her legs at the same time while making passionate eye contact.

I wanted to give her a surprise so I gave her a wet knee Houston.

wet knee houston by Bobbyhinckley December 31, 2013

Wet Knee Houston 

When you trip on a puddle in Texas, and get your legs wet.
Made famous by a round headed chimp.

I tripped on a puddle in Texas the other week and got my legs wet, that’s wet knee houston.

Karl your a maniac

Wet Knee Houston by Chimpanzee That March 18, 2025

getting your knees wet 

Administering oral sex in an outdoor space (on grass)
the saying refers to getting your knees wet on wet grass when giving head.

the saying can been changed to refer to past, present or future tenses.
e.g
" the bitch got her knees wet last night"
"aww yeah get your knees wet!"
"your getting your knees wet"
"hey wanna go get your knees wet?"

getting your knees wet by will janes December 12, 2007

push my knees im just not wet yet 

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot

ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!

push my knees im just not wet yet by davis flowers September 18, 2006

WetKnees 

When someone giving oral sex on a wet or dirty surface gets up and has wet or dirty prints on their knees or clothes and it goes unnoticed until told by someone they have wetknees.

Ty why do you have wetknees what were you doing in the woods you freaky f**k?

WetKnees by DEHXLABZ May 16, 2022

wetknees 

When someone giving oral sex gets up off a wet or dirty surface and their knees or pants are wet or dirty and it goes unnoticed until told by someone.

Tynishianna why do you have wetknees what were you doing in the woods.

Wetknees, okay I see you friend.

Why do you have wetknees who were you with back there?

wetknees by DEHXLABZ May 16, 2022