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A self-righteous, bible thumping, micro-managing, religious bastard who does nothing but belittle people and is one of the worst rappers around. These kind of guys have no life and their only friend is god, if that. Also they can't do shit for themselves, their mommy daddy and maid do everything for them.
I'd rather share a bottle of wine with Hitler, than even speak to a Wesus.
Wesus by WH Guy #2 May 10, 2011
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Westsideology 

Westsideology is a discipline concerning two mysterious individuals, namely Yellowgroovepyro and the Timinator. Westsideology asks questions such as “what do they eat, and how do they tolerate it?” and “how Packratty can a person be?” Timology and Yellowgroovology are the main sub-disciplines, each concerning one individual. Dr. Apocyl Doomer is the preeminent scholar of Westsideology, and has made many discoveries in the field.
Dr. Apocyl Doomer of Ohio is an expert in Westsideology.
An Atlanta way of saying "wassup" or "what's going on.
Also a word used in excitement, typically used in Atlanta.
"Girl, we just hit the lottery!"
"Wessup!"
Wessup by Atlantalocal May 14, 2012
A resident of West Yorkshire, primarily Leeds.
'Why is Scarborough beach so crowded today?'

'That'd be all the wessies.'
Wessie by anon157390 August 11, 2014

Whale Wenus Cult 

The Whale Wenus Cult (aka WWC) was a cult that formed from Space Croissant’s Discord server (aka Cult of the Croissants). Space Croissant is known to actively participate in Whale Wenus rituals and ceremonies. The WWC worships the wenus of a whale, the skin part of a whale’s elbow. As of 2020, the Whale God is Lucy and the Whale Jesus is Rubiks. The WWC is known to have a reputation of joking around in Space Croissant’s Discord server and making everyone happy. There is a long history of the WWC warring against mods of the server and also other cults such as the Crab Cult and the Sunnie Cult. Lauren and Happy, honored senior members of the cult occasionally hosts Minecraft livestreams in Space Croissant’s Discord server.
You’ve been wenused.
Get wenused!
Whalecum to the Whale Wenus Cult.
You’re such a segsy whale.

Westside Connection 

A rap trio consisting of Ice Cube, WC, and Mack 10 (aka The gangsta, The killer, and the dopedealer). Their gangtsa rap lyrics are accompanied by great urban beats. Hail from South Central LA.
Gangstas don't dance we boogey, stay the fuck away from the rookie.

Wessel'd 

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.
Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd
Wessel'd by J-Milly November 9, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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