The Wenis Witch is a horrid creature from the west, with warts a plenty and a mole the size of antarctica. She comes in the night and bites off your wenis so that you cannot bend your arms, then she sniffs them and saves them for her meal of wenis'. There is only one way to protect yourself from the Wenis Witch and that is to place your hand upon your head so that she cannot bite off your wenis!
AHH! The Wenis Witch is coming quick place your hand upon your head so she won't bite off your wenis!
by Prudence VonFiltch April 26, 2009
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