wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022

Webwanker

A guy who spends all his time playing online games in the dark with his trousers around his ankles, wondering what Lara Croft would look like with no clothes on.

Percy is such a webwanker, ive seen the stains on his keyboard.

by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003