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Wedding Walker

A rude person, or persons (wedding walkers) that leave in the middle of a wedding ceremony or reception due to a poor attitude toward the event.
Or, with the intention of making a scene when they arrived to ruin a happy occasion.
Did you see those people leaving the reception abruptly after complaining about the seating arrangements? Oh yeah, they are Wedding Walkers. They probably planned to anyway.
by Johnny Bats December 13, 2012
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wanker's wedding ring

A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.
🎶 My dick had her calling me a king 🎶
🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
- My Dick by Mickey Avalon
by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026
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