Waygo

An all encompassing slang term for a person of Spanish/Hispanic origin, used with comedic, and somewhat derogatory overtones, developed by Italian-Americans in Elizabeth, New Jersey, USA. 1980s to present day.

The original 'Waygo' is known to have been derived from one of the two waiters at a Spanish restaurant in Elizabeth, New Jersey - 1985.

The Waygo is often clueless and can provide comic relief in their:
-Accented english
-Blank Stares
-Answering non "Yes” or “No" questions, with "Yes” or “No."

The mixing of the Spanish and English languages of these non-natives has also lead to an extensive list of 'Waygoisms,' variations of English words with Hispanic accents, and literal transla- tions of Spanish/Hispanic sayings directly to English.

Alternate Spelling(s): Weygo, Güeygo

SON: God,what is wrong with this guy,he messed up my order two time already!
DAD: He's a Waygo..what do you expect?!

by Kyle, Local January 26, 2015

band-aid wagon

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Woke culture ass wagons

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.

I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

Spoke by the Great Red Neck Flounce Prophet: Krispen. Vol. 1. Muad'Dib's Spicy Memes for Bene Gesserit Teens, Bookface group.

by Silvaus January 14, 2022

Swaggin Wagon Dragon

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

wangoballwime

This is a phrase from the book "Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire" when harry decides to ask the pretty Ravenclaw girl Cho Chang to go to the Yule Ball with him, as his nerves take over him, his words come out in a jumble of sounds, excerting : "wangoballwime"

'Er - Cho? Could i have a word with you?'
Giggling should be made illegal, thought Harry furiously, as all the girls around Cho started doing it. she didn't though. She said 'OK' and followed him out of earshot of her classmates.
Harry turned to look at her, and his stomach gave a weird lurch as though he missed a step going downstairs.

'Er' he said.
he couldn't ask her. he couldn't. but he had to. Cho stood there looking puzzled, watching him.
The words came out before Harry had quite got his tongue around them.
'Wangoballwime?'
'sorry?' said Cho.

by xxoXFrenchieXoxx May 20, 2008

wee-woo wagon

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Simon: Ow my leg hurts
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by Crusty Nugger October 4, 2019

Waigon

A wasteman who is also a paigon ,
Doesn’t do much with their life, furthermore tries to bring others down with them.

i- ‘These waigon don’t want me to eat’ ~see SL tropical for more context

Ioan : honestly Lewis is such a waigon all he does is waste his money and get rejected by females.
Eilir : I know he’s a verbalist .

by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney June 11, 2020