water carrier 

Office slang. A project manager who adds no productivity; this individual just carries information between teams, losing parts of the message as they go (like water spilling from a bucket).

During planning last week, that water carrier left out four services we needed to deliver this iteration; now we're totally screwed.

water carrier by JonGrebdioz January 22, 2011

Aircraft Carrier Water 

Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.

Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*

Aircraft Carrier Water by Siegmund May 3, 2023