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Watbone

A sharp, pointy conglomeration of pure bone and cartilage, found near the centre of the chest. This mutation is found mainly in tall, Aryan vegetarians. Though the mysterious Watbone is widely discussed by scholars, very little is actually known about it. The theories range from it being a second heart to some sort reproductive organ (perhaps the only reproductive organ in subjects with the Watbone mutation).
A certain Mr A.Watson (the origin of the name) is perhaps the best living example of this fascinating mutation, his Watbone reaching an impressive six inches during the mating season (from January to December). New scientific research has revealed that several prominent figures from the past may have suffered from a strain of the Watbone mutation: J.Stalin, M.Zedong, L.Trotsky, R.Hess, P.Pot, J.Christ and M.Freeman to name but a few.
by rudolfhess777 October 18, 2011
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Warboner

Arousal in response to watching or engaging in acts of war or ultimate pwnage. Generally experienced during heroic/impossible feats. Results in a desire to obtain more warboners no matter the material cost. Can lead to warboner addiction resulting in a insatiable desire to invade foreign countries...

Some say that you should contact a physician if experiencing a warboner lasting over 3 hours. However Chuck Norris has had one since birth and seems just peachy
Michelle Rodriguez or the guy who shoots Tsu'tey in the final battle of Avatar....both had uncomfortably big, rigid, veiny, warboners

George Bush invaded Afghanistan and acquired WBA (warboner addiciton) leading to a huge ass deficit as he sold our young men and women to score a bigger warboner
by soulsryummy May 17, 2010
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Wathone

Noun (n)

A word used to describe an Asian person that takes pleasure in telling jokes about people's mothers, and who also possesses an abusive tongue at times.
"That Wathone just talked smack about my mom. >_>"

"Holy crap, that Wathone can curse. o_O"
by Alessia2000 June 27, 2009
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Watsonero

A name for someone from Watsonville, California.
Yo that guy over there is a Watsonero.
by NorCal408 May 5, 2020
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watsoner

a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watson’s fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?
"i met a watsoner on instagram 2 days ago!"
"really?"
"yeah she was so kind to me."
by 8960 February 28, 2021
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Watsoned

To be beaten by a computer at a game.
All Time Jeopardy Champion Ken J. was Watsoned last night on Jeopardy.
by mpWannaBe March 18, 2011
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Wattoned

To spectacularly break or 'screw up' something which was quite happily working until this point
Wow, that's been Wattoned!!
Has he gone and Wattoned it again?!
You know when you've been Wattoned!
by THE WATTONISER November 2, 2010
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