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Warren Moon 

Warren Moon was the star Quarterback for the Houston Oilers from 1984 to 1993. He is, without a doubt, the best Quarterback ever. Most people say Dan Marino... but only because they fail to add in Warren Moon's CFL day statistics to his total. If you do, you'll see that Moon is the superior quarterback.

Career Statistics:

Pass Attempts: 9205 (847 more than Marino)
Pass Completions: 5357 (390 more than Marino)
Pasing Yards: 70553 (9192 more than Marino)
Passing TD's: 435 (15 more than Marino)

Moon was just... better.
Warren Moon is better than Dan Marino. Deal with it.
Warren Moon by Overlord Hikash September 15, 2004
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Warren Moon 

The act of pulling up to a driveway and sliding (usually on ice or snow)so that the car spins 180 degrees and lands perfectly in the intended spot. This usually occurs when dropping off a friend at the end of his or her driveway. Pulling this maneuver would then perfectly situate you so your friend can get out at his or her driveway and your car will already be turned around for a quick exit.
Guy 1: "Dude I saw the roads were icy so I went for the Warren Moon when I was dropping off my bitch and ended up stuck in a snowbank."

Guy 2: "You need some practice, its a tough maneuver."

Guy 1: "Yeah you're right,but at least I got a sweet BJ when we were waiting for the tow truck to pull us out."

Guy 2: "Nice."

Warren Moon by funkeman2003 January 1, 2009
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