Wanker Hands 

Dispite sounding offensive the term 'Wanker Hands' is actually a endearing and affectionate phrase commonly used in North West of England to describe someone who has very nice hands.

Me; I see you've got Wanker Hands.
You; Why thank you. I grew them myself.

Wanker Hands by the_riveria_kid December 10, 2010

Edward Walker Hands 

Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.

One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.

Did you see how fucked up Johnny was after playing Edward Walker hands last night?

Edward Walker Hands by Johnny1624 April 23, 2011

Walker Hand 

A hand in any given card game that is completely useless.

I was playing poker last night, but I kept getting walker hands, so I lost every round.

Walker Hand by pendactic July 24, 2011