Wanker's Warts

Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.

Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.

No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.

You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016