Wallyites

1. The Wallyites were a group of people who were accidentally brainwashed into worshipping Wally as a god or holy man.
~from the dilbert tv series.

2. A Wallyite is a person trying emulate wally from the dilbert comic. A person who is using all there intellect and trickery to do as little work as possible by passing it to another or find project you cant be graded on.

A Wallyite only reason to come to work is :
*free coffee or meal
*place to nap
*free wifi or internet
*free money.

A Wallyite is usually found on the job:
*selling corperate suppiles online
*sleeping in there cubicle

* checking there social media every second
*finding new ways to be lazier, shove there work to another, or a lazier project that they can even less work

Note: A Wallyite can exist outside the corporate world. In a resturant, at a coffee shop, in a warehoue, etc practically anywhere.

Thanks scott adams

Dilbert: Theres a parade of A Wallyites outside our building right now

by Theamazinggeek March 18, 2018