Wafflesnout 

It is a mix between a penis and a vagina.

It's where you have a vagina with a penis hanging out of it.

-"Have you seen footsize's mom?"
-"Yeah, Man! She has the best wafflesnout!!"

Wafflesnout by LeviMurray May 6, 2011

Wafflenuts 

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.

I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.

Wafflenuts by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

wafflemouth 

1) Someone with a really wide mouth, who can fit an entire waffle in it at once.

2) A really wide mouth that can fit an entire waffle at once.

Jenny would be pretty cute if she weren't such a wafflemouth.

wafflemouth by dictopodes May 20, 2018

Wafflenuts 

Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack.

Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.

Wafflenuts by Pikeyfromstaines April 24, 2005

Wafflesport 

Noun: the art of talking bullshit competitively.

Fancy a game of wafflesport?

Goodness, Jimmy, you bullshit so unrelentingly I think you ought to take up wafflesport.

Wafflesport by The Mighty Minter July 17, 2010

Wafflenut 

A hybrid between the American pastry and the European (Belgian) breakfast staple. It can come glazed, sprinkled, riddled with berries and any other way you have basically seen a doughnut or waffle come (creme filled is still debatable). Difference is, its not crunchy like a waffle. Nor does the structural integrity give out around the bite site after the second chomp like a doughnut does. It drops panties and slays dragons too! (some panties may require a side of bacon before dropping)

A: Dafuq!?. . . .dude its a glazed puffy waffle doughnut thing!!
B: Nah! Things don't come puffy, perforated & that good looking!
A: Well there is your sister
C: Care to try our newest "Americanized" pastry the Wafflenut today?
A/B: FUCKOFF DUDE WERE MAKING A DISCOVERY HERE!!!

Wafflenut by WalnutOfDOOM August 19, 2014