Wadsworth Ohio is a small piece of shit town in Northeastern Ohio. There is, quite literally, nothing to do here. There's a Wal-Mart and a library. That's it.
Taylor: I just moved to Wadsworth Ohio.
Bob: Oh, I'm sorry. that sucks for you.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).