Wabizonikon

Ferocious tribe of women characterized by their strength, agility, and ability to sample badass motherfucking seedlings without error. They have also been known to plunder houses, beat the shit out of duck faces, and throw noodles on the ceiling. Excellent botany skills and tomahawk throwing expertise are seen in the professional Wabizonikons.

Traditional attire of Wabizonikons includes hiking boots, garbage bag sleeves, and on special occasions, the WABITHONG!

Did you just see that Wabizonikon jump over 5 trees and a monster truck?

by WabiGoddess July 19, 2010