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what the fruit loop, to be used instead of wtf so you dont get in trouble.
"dude, i got an f in math!!"
"WTFL"
WTFL by cutie0985321 November 23, 2011
Words you can keep
Online abbreviation for "What the fuck laughing" - used in situations where you see something you really SHOULDN'T be laughing, but you can't help it.
Jim: "Hey, check out this video of a chinese kid getting beaten up by his entire class."
John: "WTFL."
wtfl by Tripredicus February 29, 2004

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE

Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.
WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!
used like an alternative to "WTF" but it's more cleaner
Girl: Hey did you know that we're having a pop quiz today?
Girl: Are you serious? WTflip!!! D:
wtflip by kittykatspade August 5, 2010

WTFLOLBBQ 

An exclamation of extreme surprise, used when writing online and not commonly pronounced, can be combined with OMG for an extra surprise/irony.
Guy: So then he grabbed his sword and STABBED HIMSELF
Guy2: WTFLOLBBQ!!

Girl: and then I opened the closet and found A DEAD BODY!!
Girl2: OMGWTFLOLBBQ!!!
WTFLOLBBQ by OnixNix August 31, 2010
Wtflol is a combination of wtf - what the f**k and lol - laughing out loud. It's meaning is simple and expresses a state of amusement and being surprised at the same tim. Used in mmo games when a lowbie char is trying to pwn u, gets flagged and then being 1shot by you.
PwnZ0r: omg, this dude came and tried to anchor me. So I hit him and dealed 4567 dmg.
Try2ownMe: wtflol :)
wtflol by whizzk1d September 10, 2007

wtflunch 

A combination of "wtf" and "lunch?". This word is used to remind someone that it is lunch time, often used when it is later than usual and the person who says it is starving.

This word serves a dual purpose: (1) to inform someone that you are hungry and (2) to express rage over the fact that it is way past lunch time, yet nobody has suggested to go.
Jonathan: wtflunch??
Steve: Sure where?

Jonathan: wtflunch????
Tanner: Geez, calm down man.. I brought mine.
wtflunch by DJayC August 24, 2007
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