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Wangdong 

a slow and/or sluggish moving shopping cart; these are left by smart shoppers at your neighborhood grocery store because they are blessed with faulty wheels or their axles arent properly lubed; Wangdongs cause anger because when pushing a wangdong you must exert non-equal forces with your arms in order to push the cart along smoothly, thus making one arm tired while your wangdong skids along the floor of each isle.
Yolanda: Hey, look at that guys wangdong, its totally draggin.
Frodo: I once had a Wangdong like that, except i exchanged it before it sent me into a vortex of spiraling fury.
Wangdong by McSackdrop November 10, 2010
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Watdfukovr by Mtrdocz October 17, 2016
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1. to pose as something you are not

2. to take tax money freely under contract with the intent of not following the most important terms of said contract

3. to take an oath and betray it

4. to bite the hand that feeds you

5. to pee your pants and scream "mommy!" when the chips are down
"Don't watada me dude. You better bring the paints and pot you promised so we can make the protest signs."
watada by greenguy253 May 11, 2009
an element given to the government by aliens, the government don't want the public to get it or they will go crazy as the human mind cannot comprehend wargdoem without overheating.

There is a small community of Wargdoem-truthers who try to prove its existence, and it is real. obviously.
"Good evening class, today we will learn of Wargdoem!
Wargdoem by Splambo April 23, 2021
A sexy man “Daddy” who prefers the old skool station wagon “Wag” for his family rather than the cookie cutter modern day SUV. He is a Renaissance Man. He typically owns more than one wagon and always arrives in style.
Did you see that hot wagdaddy cruising in his longroof with the windows down and tunes pumping?
Wagdaddy by Audi Longroof daddy August 4, 2021
We're all going to die anyways.
Why are you so worried? Wagda.
Wagda by bigtable April 1, 2008