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*WATGD* Pronounced WATGOOD "What Are They Gonna Do" When your boss or someone doesnt do anything about the new guy and his fuck ups. If you rebel and no action is taken against you.
Ay man Robert came in late again. Robert says "WATGD"
WATGD by lmeas11 March 28, 2015
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Wangdong 

a slow and/or sluggish moving shopping cart; these are left by smart shoppers at your neighborhood grocery store because they are blessed with faulty wheels or their axles arent properly lubed; Wangdongs cause anger because when pushing a wangdong you must exert non-equal forces with your arms in order to push the cart along smoothly, thus making one arm tired while your wangdong skids along the floor of each isle.
Yolanda: Hey, look at that guys wangdong, its totally draggin.
Frodo: I once had a Wangdong like that, except i exchanged it before it sent me into a vortex of spiraling fury.
Wangdong by McSackdrop November 10, 2010
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Watdfukovr

When somebody runs up behind you and threw water on you. You would say watdfukovr.
Watdfukovr by Mtrdocz October 17, 2016
"watada"- (wah-ta-dah)
1. to pose as something you are not

2. to take tax money freely under contract with the intent of not following the most important terms of said contract

3. to take an oath and betray it

4. to bite the hand that feeds you

5. to pee your pants and scream "mommy!" when the chips are down
"Don't watada me dude. You better bring the paints and pot you promised so we can make the protest signs."
watada by greenguy253 May 11, 2009
an element given to the government by aliens, the government don't want the public to get it or they will go crazy as the human mind cannot comprehend wargdoem without overheating.

There is a small community of Wargdoem-truthers who try to prove its existence, and it is real. obviously.
"Good evening class, today we will learn of Wargdoem!
Wargdoem by Splambo April 23, 2021
A sexy man “Daddy” who prefers the old skool station wagon “Wag” for his family rather than the cookie cutter modern day SUV. He is a Renaissance Man. He typically owns more than one wagon and always arrives in style.
Did you see that hot wagdaddy cruising in his longroof with the windows down and tunes pumping?
Wagdaddy by Audi Longroof daddy August 4, 2021
We're all going to die anyways.
Why are you so worried? Wagda.
Wagda by bigtable April 1, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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