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The act of writing a facebook wallpost while in an angry state of mind, in other words you are pissed. Usually pertains to complaining in a wallpost repeatedly.

dammit, steve k. is trying to drunk facebook chat me again, I am so writing him a wallpist.

WALLPIST by wallpister92 November 14, 2010

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Wallist

Free billing system for invoices and estimates used by contractors or anyone in home services

Hey Mike, I used wallist.com for my billing system to invoice customers

Wallist by wallist June 9, 2023

Related Words

WALLPIST • wallist • wallista • Wallpost • Wallpost Ride • proxy wallpost • wall pisser • Wall list • wall picture • wall pissing

proxy wallpost

A post intended for a large audience yet posted on a single person's wall to appear more genuine. Since proxy wallposts are visible through homepage feeds, one can advertise a trait of oneself that would be construed as bragging if in the form of a status.

Suppose you want to advertise to your friends that you are caring and social. This is impossible to brag about, so instead just find your friend who shares the most mutual friends and write this gem of a proxy wallpost:

"We had such a great time last week! I miss you so much <3"

Soon, everyone you know will see it in their feed. And, unlike a status, no one will call you on it for fear of you playing the None Of Your Business card.

proxy wallpost by PaleBlueYacht May 26, 2010

wallist

A person; corporation; or any other human entity that believes a human built wall will project them from an imaginary enemy brought upon by xenophobia.

The wallist at work voted for President Trump because he wants America to build a wall on the Mexico-America boarder.
I fired the wallist.
Everyone is invited to the party, except wallists.

wallist by Perlins September 14, 2017

Proxy Wallpost

An insincere and self-promoting post on another's Facebook wall intended for a public audience, in spite of the wall's one-on-one nature.

This is usually done to advertise traits which when put in the direct form of a status update would make the poster's motives far too transparent.

KATE: Why did Christina post "you're the best. LOVE LOVE LOVE." on my facebook wall? She hasn't talked to me in five months and it's not my birthday.

MARK: She probably wants everyone to think she's the type of girl who is tight with her friends, and people would call her on it if it were a status update.

KATE: A proxy wallpost? Seriously?

Proxy Wallpost by PaleBlueYacht March 7, 2011

Wallpost

n. Shitty, effortless, small talk that you can't own up to in person. It is the modern day form of small talk.

Wallpost written by an acquaintence on your birthday: "Hey Sam, happy birthday man! Let's hang out some time!!"

(you know this will never happen).

Wallpost by soph1 November 12, 2010

wallpisser

Someone who is interested in another person and proceeds to comment on their Facebook wall in order to mark their territory.

He became Tara's new wallpisser by commenting on her Facebook wall including her status, pictures, and links.

wallpisser by WVU girl March 26, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026