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vinager tits 

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted
See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive
vinager tits by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Vinager strokes 

The face you make when you are about to climax, it is given this name because it is the face you make when you stiff vinager
Girl 1: Jack and I were having sex and he made the wierdest face
Girl 2: At the end?
Girl1: yes why
Girl 2: ahhh thats the vinager strokes
Vinager strokes by Packersnation February 7, 2015

Vonage-a-trois 

A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( www.vonage.com ).
Last night, I was part of a fun Vonage-a-trois with Chris and Sarah.
Vonage-a-trois by Justin February 15, 2005
a shitty phone supplier that uses broadband.
"Damn yo where yo get dat tight vonage, wait speak up i cant hear you"
vonage by Russel May 13, 2005
Pronounced Voh-nauj
Verb
Specifically the act of sticking a tongue in and out of a woman's introitus.

Can also be used as a noun e.g. I want some vonage.
Hey pretty girl I would love to vonage you tonight.
vonage by The Basha April 15, 2006

boy Vonage 

Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.
If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.
boy Vonage by QuacksO November 30, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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