Vwnage

Short for virtual ownage. Not to be confused with Vonage, the broadband phone service. Pwnage should be confined to non-virtual games, such as Ping-Pong. This would allow the use of the much more appropriate vwnage.

Holy shit, that was vwnage.

by drsquar October 17, 2006

vinager tits

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted

See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Vinager strokes

The face you make when you are about to climax, it is given this name because it is the face you make when you stiff vinager

Girl 1: Jack and I were having sex and he made the wierdest face
Girl 2: At the end?
Girl1: yes why
Girl 2: ahhh thats the vinager strokes

by Packersnation February 7, 2015

Vonage-a-trois

A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( www.vonage.com ).

Last night, I was part of a fun Vonage-a-trois with Chris and Sarah.

by Justin February 15, 2005

vonage

a shitty phone supplier that uses broadband.

"Damn yo where yo get dat tight vonage, wait speak up i cant hear you"

by Russel May 13, 2005

vonage

Pronounced Voh-nauj
Verb
Specifically the act of sticking a tongue in and out of a woman's introitus.

Can also be used as a noun e.g. I want some vonage.

Hey pretty girl I would love to vonage you tonight.

by The Basha April 15, 2006

boy Vonage

Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.

If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.

by QuacksO November 30, 2021