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Short for virtual ownage. Not to be confused with Vonage, the broadband phone service. Pwnage should be confined to non-virtual games, such as Ping-Pong. This would allow the use of the much more appropriate vwnage.
Holy shit, that was vwnage.
Vwnage by drsquar October 17, 2006
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vinager tits 

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted
See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive
vinager tits by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Vinager strokes 

The face you make when you are about to climax, it is given this name because it is the face you make when you stiff vinager
Girl 1: Jack and I were having sex and he made the wierdest face
Girl 2: At the end?
Girl1: yes why
Girl 2: ahhh thats the vinager strokes
Vinager strokes by Packersnation February 7, 2015

Vonage-a-trois 

A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( www.vonage.com ).
Last night, I was part of a fun Vonage-a-trois with Chris and Sarah.
Vonage-a-trois by Justin February 15, 2005
a shitty phone supplier that uses broadband.
"Damn yo where yo get dat tight vonage, wait speak up i cant hear you"
vonage by Russel May 13, 2005
Pronounced Voh-nauj
Verb
Specifically the act of sticking a tongue in and out of a woman's introitus.

Can also be used as a noun e.g. I want some vonage.
Hey pretty girl I would love to vonage you tonight.
vonage by The Basha April 15, 2006

boy Vonage 

Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.
If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.
boy Vonage by QuacksO November 30, 2021
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