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A lamp loving guy. He loves lamps and is a really cool, and interesting guy. But he has a girly voice. He likes long walks on the beach, sex with his son. And his wife. He humps his couch aaaand his best friends faces.
That guy is such a voolts!
That makes no sense.
Voolts by Plaque May 12, 2014

500 volts strait to the nipple 

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah

voltswagon rabbit 

ballin' ass car for GIRLS, that stupid boys should stop making into racing cars. thats what the GTI is for you assholes.
Voltswagon Rabbits are so cute and unique, I hope my parents let me have my brothers so people will stop thinking hes gay.
Boots that are used only for the purpose of kicking a female in her vagina
I’m gonna kick Breanna with my voots if she gives it up to one more football player

My sister is hoeing around, it’s time to go cop the voots
Voots by MegaFaggot and RoboBitch October 19, 2018
When you're walking down the street and you see a chick with some rockin tits that literally make you turn your head and consider walking behind her just in case you get another glimpse. Those tits are 9 Volts.
She looked totally flat but when she took her shirt off all of a sudden she had a perfect pair of 9 volts!
9 Volts by taquitodefunk80085 September 12, 2009
vools is a great Minecraft YouTuber and YouTube Livestreamer. He mostly plays Hypixel and currently mains UHC Duels. He also plays other popular Hypixel gamemodes such as Skywars, Bedwars, Blitz Survival Games, etc. He has a 4+ fkdr in Bedwars, a 2+ kdr in Skywars, and has one Level X kit in Blitz. He also has over 500 subscribers and growing on his YouTube Channel. He is quite known in the Hypixel community by a variety of YouTubers and Hypixel Staff Members.
A: Who's this person named vools that is in my game?
B: Oh that's vools, he sweats every game so watch out for him.
vools by ThatOneWatermelon98 November 5, 2020

VoxltsVR 

New gorilla tag player, Can easily juke you with his fast ground movement. He is learning to wall climb.
"I can't catch him, he's too fast."
"Good branching voxltsvr."
VoxltsVR by Voxlts February 26, 2022
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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