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Vomitoes, pronounced like comatose, is when you step in vomit while wearing flip-flops.
Man, I got the worst case of vomitoes in Banff. I had to walk through puddles all the way home.
Vomitoes by The Mags October 20, 2008
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Vomitous 

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.
Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.
Vomitous by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Vomitous 

adj.

describing an object, person, smell, or event, that causes one to have the desire to vomit.
that smell is awful, it is so vomitous.
Vomitous by Sarah. December 14, 2004

vomitose 

The state of being too intoxicated to function while vomiting at the same time.

When someone is too drunk to take care of themselves and spends time by or hugging the toilet.
Sally was in a state of vomitose after the party tonight.
vomitose by Jim Gaven July 21, 2013

Vominoes 

When you vomit on the back of the head of the person in front of you, and he in turn vomits, as does the person in front of him (ad infintum) thus creating a 'domino-like' effect.
"I was standing in line for assembly when all of a sudden I was sick all over the back of the boy in front of me. He was then sick and it started a whole chain reaction rather like dominoes... Vominoes!"

"...The last one had a kind of double kick. Came straight out of his nostrils, over the shoulders of the boy in front, thus breaking the chain!"
Vominoes by PseudoWood June 17, 2009

vomitose 

An adjective to describe something that makes you want to vomit.
(1) Let's say you see your good friend on a date with a cracked-out whore; you'd say "Wow, that is vomitose!"

(2) Britney Spears post Kevin Federline is vomitose.
vomitose by Stacy Z. November 7, 2005

Vomitous 

How you feel after lying eating a whole tub of Haribo on your own.
Steph - "I feel VOMITOUS! Arghhhhh"
Vomitous by Drewboyyy June 21, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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