Vodkæ

1. Noun. a non Russian that drinks vodka in a Russian joint and gets so drunk they spontaneously learn the entire Russian alphabet

2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet

An American Vodkæ danced upon the tables while singing Russian folk song and swearing heavily at any bypassers

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

Vodka Mourge

Popular name for a Vodka and Apple juice. Usually the Apple Juice is cloudy and it is often served with a slice of lime.

Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?

by jlhombre January 2, 2013

Vodkasm

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.

I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again

by Photoist March 7, 2019

Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

by Chiges February 21, 2012

Vodka

Slavic teleportation serum.

Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing

by RussianDumbass May 11, 2019

Space Vodka

A Swedish organic vodka that has traveled to the edge of Space and back. The guys founding it thought that a good vodka should taste cold, crisp and clear as a space sky. Kinda like drinking starlight, or moonshine!

Bring me some vodka, but send it to space first!
Space Vodka - is that like moonshine for aliens?

by Urban's Dictionary February 24, 2013

Vodker

Vodka, as pronounced by an Aussie.

"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."

by Badwig May 28, 2016