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1. Noun. a non Russian that drinks vodka in a Russian joint and gets so drunk they spontaneously learn the entire Russian alphabet

2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
An American Vodkæ danced upon the tables while singing Russian folk song and swearing heavily at any bypassers
Vodkæ by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Words you can keep

Vodka Mourge 

Popular name for a Vodka and Apple juice. Usually the Apple Juice is cloudy and it is often served with a slice of lime.
Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?
Vodka Mourge by jlhombre January 2, 2013
The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.
I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again
Vodkasm by Photoist March 7, 2019

Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.
Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!
Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012
Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing
Vodka by RussianDumbass May 11, 2019

Space Vodka 

A Swedish organic vodka that has traveled to the edge of Space and back. The guys founding it thought that a good vodka should taste cold, crisp and clear as a space sky. Kinda like drinking starlight, or moonshine!
Bring me some vodka, but send it to space first!
Space Vodka - is that like moonshine for aliens?
Space Vodka by Urban's Dictionary February 24, 2013
"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."
Vodker by Badwig May 28, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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