Bro 1: Bro, I fucking love Four Loko. It's the greatest drink ever created. Whoever invented this should get a Nobel Prize. Actually, I don't even think anyone invented it, I think it's just God's piss in a can.

Bro 2: Dude, would you stop verblowing that damn drink. I don't know why you like it so much. Last time you drank it, you ended up taking a shit in our kitchen sink and trying to flush it into the garbage disposal.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak