Venndicator

Uber-English Teacher.

Struck down by the Venndicator!

by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

venndicator

1)That little buzzer that goes off in your brain when you are in English class right after you said something extremely really really stupid.

2)A sensor or scientific instrument that beeps when the specific English teacher is around

1)*yelling across the hallway* "HEY JOEL DID YOU READ THAT ENGLISH STUFF WE HAD LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I SURE DIDNT?" You later get questioned about the incidient in class and turn redder than you ever have in your entire life and you leave the classroom and someone says "oh man I guess you didn't have your venndicator with you when you said that, huh?"

2) A small scientific gaget that makes a "beep beep beep" sound when ever that english teacher is within earshot

by J.T. the Bible Scholar February 19, 2004

johnny vindicator

when you name a vindicator Johnny in minecraft, he will attack everything

I'm gonna make a johnny vindicator to get rid of that pesky minecraft cow.

by meowykitty March 23, 2021

hired vindicator

A "copycat" crook who is employed by a suspect in a recent crime to discreetly (i.e., without being recognized or caught) commit one or more similar crimes in the area while the suspect is in custody, thereby "proving" that the suspect isn't the one guilty of the "original" crime, since more crimes of the same type are being committed while he himself is out of circulation and thus could not possibly have committed them.

Being a hired vindicator might have its advantages, but it can also backfire, in that crimes committed by others can be falsely pinned on you. For example, Person A commits a burglary, and then sometime later is arrested and detained as a possible suspect, despite his professing his innocence. Person A's cronies then hastily scatter around and hire Person B to commit a string of additional burglaries in Person A's local area in an effort to draw suspicion off of Person A. But then one or more other local crooks commit subsequent burglaries in the same general vicinity, and so if Person B is eventually apprehended, he will likely be suspected of **all** of the burglaries, including the ones committed by these "new" criminals.

by QuacksO June 13, 2018