Velicoff Share definition Flag Velicoff is a brand of cheap vodka that is well liked in the homeless and impoverished community. look at that bum begging for coins so he can get wasted on that cheap-ass Velicoff. The government should ban that shit from the market. Velicoff by lammergeier August 18, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Velicoff mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch