Velazeraptor

A velociraptor armed with lazers. Probably the most dangerous thing in the world, even more so than the flying shark. Scientists recently discovered the fossil of one of these creatures in different sites around the world, showing their versatiity and ability to rule over any land.

Human 1- "What would win in a fight? a velazeraptor, or a flying shark?"

Human 2- "Obviously the velazeraptor. Stupid shark wouldn't stand a chance."