Small town in maine where all the rich snobby kids or major dope smokers come from, yet it has no high school. All the girls are sluts, there for its known as "veazie sleazy where the girls come easy"
Vexaziel also goes by Aziel, azi or Zane as most of their friends call him, they also use any pronouns + neo’s and its omnisexual!! They’re actually better than you in every way shape and form. Shes also very hot and amazing.
Person 1: omg vexaziel on tik tok is so cool, cute funny, amazing and—
Person 2: I actually hate hi-
Person 1: *pulls out a Glock and shoots person 2* that’s why I banged your mom yesterday.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!