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1. Vartain

-Vivd verb
Pronounced: Var · tayn

1.
One who is easily trolled; see trolling
2.
More commonly used interchangeably with Nigger or Jew when insulting another; based upon derogatory labeling of ones race, ethnicity, or religious views; see racism
3.
Used in the telling of racists jokes, an acceptable practice in the environment of a golf course; see golf course;
also; see related -Xbox live, lolacaust, Michael Richards.

-Origin:
2009-10; < across the internets

-Related Forms
double Vartain; noun, adjective
Stealing; verb
E.g 1

boy 1:Hey man did you see the news last night? Deon was caught shop lifting!

boy 2: lol, he is such a vartain.

e.g 2

Boy 1: Hey man i just finished your chicken bucket and cleared your water melon juice box

Boy 2: Dude dont be a fucking vartain
Vartain by ktacev June 6, 2010
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He will valtain until the job is done.
valtain by DavidG_S September 12, 2011
Related Words

virtainty 

describing the feeling of virtual certainty that something must be true, because it has the most Google hits.
"Its a virtainty, that many people can't be wrong!"

" I have a virtainty that is true....."
virtainty by Timhobart December 31, 2005
Noun:Awesome man. Made of epic win. Also means sexy.

Can also be used as a verb, meaning to win epicly or just be plain awesome.
Noun: "I am so Vartan..."

Verb: Dude... you totally vartaned that...
Vartan by Lord TOdd April 19, 2009
an armenian name decending from an armeninan hero vartan mamikonyan, who was very smart, strong and brave
vartan will defeat those dam turks
Vartan by aka March 10, 2005
Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart
varting by MP October 26, 2004

Vartanyland 

The home of President Eric Vartany. They speak Vartanish is Vartany Land, and everyone can do whatever they want. Population: Papa G's 3rd Period Class (plus Evan, Dashiell, and Arin - sometimes Ramsey).
I am moving to Vartanyland