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Vamprior 

Someone who is not a "true" vampire; one who has some of the stereotypical features of a "movie vampire" but is not considered a proper vampire by the broader community of "true" vampires; an outcast.
Not to be confused with "wannabe" vampires, such as some manifestations of goths/emos/etc.
You are not a Vamprior if you do stereotypically vampiric things just to make yourself a vampire or vamprior. You have to be born into stereotypical vampirism. Love of blood is the only prerequisite, but if you force yourself to conform to any stereotypical vampirism, you're a wannabe, and cannot carry the title.
Also not to be confused with "proper" vampirism, research it for yourself if you think that is the way you are inclined.
I have natural fangs, a taste for blood, a love of the night, and like to bite people for blood who are willing. I can go out in the sun and don't mind garlic.

I'm not a vampire, I'm a vamprior.
Vamprior by HFBBQ November 1, 2007
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MATA VAMPRIOS 

The creator of a spanish Petscop gamejack (which is actually just a joke), MATADOR.
Very anonymous, the only thing that is known about him is that he made MATADOR and some other weird videos.
Person 1: "Hey, do you know who MATA VAMPRIOS is?"
Person 2: "I heard that he made a spanish Petscop gamejack."
Person 1: "Huh. I think it is not a gamejack, but a joke."
Person 2: "Yeah, i also think it's just a joke."
MATA VAMPRIOS by MATAFAN666 September 13, 2020
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