Valuinn 

A drug that causes disturbing hallucinations of cheap furniture, rough towels, uncomfortable beds and no smoking allowed. Valuinn users can be recognized by dark circles under the eyes from lack of sleep and a very irritable temperament. Although now it has all but drifted into obscurity, only surfacing in areas with an abundance of cheap hotels and truck stops off of any given interstate, abuse by teens in the late nineties prompted the anti-drug slogan "Valuinn will do you in!" from government officials and concerned parents.

"My back hurts like hell after spending a night on Valuinn!"

Valuinn by marysunshine August 12, 2007

Vaguinness Book of World Records 

A reference book published annually, listing world records both of human vaginal achievement and the extremes of all things related to vaginal sex and people who most exemplify the colloquial definition of being a “pussy”.

Marisa’s pussy was so snappin’ that she made it into the Vaguinness Book of World Records.

Vaguinness Book of World Records by Urquell Grue March 22, 2023